college student, obsessed with The Office, studied abroad in London, dog person, semi-optimist
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
"THERE HE IS IN THE FRONT. WAITING FOR ME TO COME OUT"
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"